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YOU CAN COOK! Meal #1

I can’t begin to tell you how it boggles my mind when I hear people tell me that they don’t know how to cook. I come from a family that prides itself on creativity in the kitchen. I married a man who is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America (that’s right folks, vsgpoppa is a certified chef and a damn good one at that), but beyond all of that, I am a mom who loves simplicity in meal making. I hate difficult meals and I really don’t follow recipes well. I’m a free spirit in the kitchen.

If you are one of the people who claim you can’t cook, don’t know how to cook, have never tried to cook.. I challenge you to join me in this! Two meals, one bird! If you don’t have a crock pot, you need one. Especially if you don’t have skills in the kitchen! The crock pot is your friend. You won’t kill a meal in a crock pot. I promise.

Today we’re going to tackle an oven roasted chicken and a lovely chicken quinoa soup for the next day.

Make a list for the market:

Purdue Oven Stuffer Roaster (the one with the pop up timer)

5 large sweet onions

1 bag of carrots

sliced baby portabella mushrooms (only if you like mushrooms)

garlic (if you’re not great in the kitchen & you don’t mind spending the extra money, you can buy your garlic already peeled make sure it is whole cloves)

frozen chopped spinach

1 bag of frozen veggies of your liking.

1 bag of quinoa (you’ll find it in the organic section, pre washed is always easier)

salt, pepper, dried thyme flakes (assuming you don’t have these in your pantry already)

Do you have a roasting pan? If not, get one of the disposable ones while at the market.

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Okay Meal #1 Pre heat your oven 350° F.

Take on large onion and slice it into at least 6 slices, and lay on the bottom of the roasting pan.

Take your bird to the sink and unwrap it. You reach inside the bird and remove the package of giblets out. Don’t toss them! Put them aside. Now rinse your bird with cool water, inside and out, pat dry with a paper towel. Place on top of your onions in the roasting pan. **WASH YOUR HANDS WELL!**

Salt and Pepper the bird. (I don’t grease up the outside of my bird. You can if you prefer.)

Place in oven and cook according to the weight/time on the back of your bird. About 20 minutes in, add some water to the bottom of your roasting pan and onions.

When your chicken timer pops, remove from the oven and let sit. Now nuke up your frozen veggies.

Slice the meat from your bird, and serve with your veggies. DO NOT THROW AWAY THE BONES (CARCASS) OF THE BIRD! YOU NEED  THAT FOR MEAL #2

WHOLA… EASY meal #1. No special talent needed. (turn off your oven).

 

OH HEY! ALMOST FORGOT! KEEP YOUR LEFT OVER CHICKEN! CUT IT UP! PUT IN FRIDGE! YOU NEED THAT!

Do You Got Game?

Every where I turn I’m seeing these animals. Game, Fowl, chicken, rooster… cock a doodle doo! I posted about this on facebook while my husband was in surgery and my friends were all over it and some even sent me their own pictures to add. So here we are, a full out blog post dedicated to the protein of the season!

My sister has this centerpiece on her dining room table. Every time I see it, I make inappropriate comments about it. She loves it, its art. “A beautiful piece of art!”

It’s a huge rooster with muti colored tail feathers.

My resonse, typical Michelle style is “nice giant cock on the table Sue.” or “where ever did you find a cock of that caliber?”

My niece and I have had a grand ol’ time at this rooster’s expense and Suzanne has gotten down right PISSED OFF at us about it! You see, this is really quite a cherished bit of art. She loves him.

When we were in New Orleans we went to brunch at Dickie Brennan’s. As you walk in they have a similar giant rooster with colored tail feathers on a table. I missed my sister at that moment. So I sent her a text of Dickie’s cock.

Yesterday I was shopping in Costco. As I walked the main path in there it was, staring me in the face! Multicolored tail feather plumed for show. A giant cock to adorn the average holiday table!

My Friend Hope Sent me a picture of the lil guy she just picked up:

I think it needs to be noted that my very all time favorite, “made me roar with laughter, cry and gasp for breath” blog post that I have EVER read is from the very famous Bloggess, and truth be told, when I busted my sister’s chops over her cock… I had to pull out my laptop to let her read about Beyonce. No…. not THAT Beyonce…. this one…..

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

Go read that right now!

And because I’m not the only one of my friend’s who was touched by Beyonce.. I’m happy to introcduce you to Charlie, who is loved and adored by his owner Valerie:

I have a few things to say before I wrap this up.

#1: My sister Suzanne was ahead of the curve when it came to the IN thing with home decor

#2 There is man who didn’t let his wife buy towels, that spurred some crazy chicken fascination.

#3 this little Facebook note took off so much that it has become a blog post. My girlfriends are seriously SERIOUS about their love of ROOSTER!

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The cocks keep showing up. My sister Robyn sent me these two dancing. I think they’re fighting, but art is up for interpretation.

life rearranged