In The Kitchen
The Breakfast Of Champions (sort of)
My mommy and daddy read my blog (hooray) and realized that I actually USE my crock pot, so they upgraded me to a brand new Kitchen Aid Crock Pot. It was love at first sight. I squealed! I ooohed and Ahhhhed and OHHH pretty! It came at 4PM. I HAD to use it right away! I was itching to! So, I figured crock pot oatmeal would be a brilliant idea!
In the past I’ve made crock pot Steel Cut Oats. I’ve made them in the crock pot over night and they’ve been sticky and brown, I’ve made them in a bowl with in the crock pot and that worked well, but they were too watery. Last night I knew I wanted to do the bowl with in the crock pot method but straight water wasn’t going to do it. I had little milk (BAD MOM!), but I had half and half (REALLY BAD MOM! Always prepared for coffee, not so much for kids!). If I had SILK I would have used that. If I had enough 1% milk I’d have used that. But I had half & half and damn it I’m GLAD I did! It was DELICIOUS!
MY INGREDIENTS: 1 cup steel cut oats (AKA Irish Oatmeal), 2 cups half and half, 2.5 cups water. A pinch of sea salt. Brown sugar to taste (I don’t use much at all, I prefer to let everybody make it as they like it later), vanilla extract to taste (about 2tsp), cinnamon to taste (i like a lot!). Mix it all together in a bowel that will fit with in your crock pot. Put some water in your crock pot, place bowl of oatmeal mixture in croack pot, fill crock pot with water up to the top sides of your bowl, cover and cook on low for 9 hours.
Wake up to a bowl of beautiful oatmeal, dress as desired. TJ likes his with strawberries and sugar. I like mine with blackberries and almonds, Kailey likes hers with pure maple syrup, little Kevin likes brown sugar & a variety of berries, big Kev likes his plain with some splenda, and Alison is simply not touching “that stuffs”
I loved this crock pot so much that my split chicken thighs are in there right now! Dinner is about to be served. I’ve been cleaning and loving my house all day and I’ve not had to worry a damn about whats for dinner! I LOVE IT!
YOU CAN COOK SOUP!
Okay, so we’ve made our chicken, we have this carcass and giblets sitting there and a kitchen to clean. You’re wondering what the hell Michelle has gotten you into right? Fear not, here we go. Meal #2 is a nice hearty soup and you’re gonna make it from scratch! No stock, no bullion cubes, none of that pre made crap! Know why? Because YOU CAN COOK and you don’t need that stuff!
Get your Crock pot out, and add some water, salt, thyme a few carrots broken in half (no need to peel them because they are just to make stock), one onion cut into chunks (not small chopped, big chunks), take that package of giblets and open it up, throw those parts in the water (ewww, yeah I know, just do it). Now take your chicken carcass (bones, skeleton, guts.. what ever you wish to call it) and place that in the crock pot. Cover with water. Now if you have some white wine you wish to add, go for it. I use just water. Put your crock pot on low, clean your kitchen, enjoy your night and go to bed.
If you don’t have a crock pot, you will do everything I just mentioned in the morning. You won’t be able to leave it and forget it. You will have to watch it, and cook it for a few hours, but these are still the basics.
When morning rolls around you are going to take your cloves of garlic and drizzle them with olive oil in a small oven safe dish, cover with foil and bake in 400°F oven for 40 minutes or until soft.
While your garlic is roasting, get out your colander and a large pot (okay this step is a bit of a pain, but its worth while). Take your pot holders, and strain your stock into the large pot through the colander. Place the colander with all of the bones and veggies in the sink. Pour stock back into the crock pot and continue on low.
Dice onions, slice carrots and toss into your stock. Saute baby bellas in a bit of oilve oil until golden, then toss that into your stock. Take last night’s chicken left overs and toss those into your stock, and add 2 cups of quinoa.
Grab your roasted garlic from the oven and mash it with a fork. Scrape that into your stock. Add 1 package frozen chopped spinach. ADD SALT (remember you are not using bullion cubes or store bought broth, so you have to season your stock. don’t be afraid of the salt). Add more Thyme, and some pepper. Cover and cook on low 6-8 hours.
NOW….. that colindar of bones in your sink…you have two choices here. You can either toss it all and call it a day, or you can pick out the meat that was left on those bones and add it to your soup. I pick the meat. I have a family of 6 and a little bit goes a long way. So waste not want not is my motto. I let that cool down, then I pick pick pick, and toss toss toss. Lots of bones and skin that goes in the trash, but there is a lot of meat as well.
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There are so many people who are completely intimidated by the thought of cooking a meal. You don’t have to buy everything pre-made. There is a certain amount of pride that comes with owning my kitchen. My children are now starting to get their hands into cooking and I love it. I don’t want them to feel that everything needs to come from a box or a can. And at the same time, the occasional frozen veg, budget friendly indulgence isn’t going to kill us.
In my opinion, home made is always better on the palate than store bought. I can bend and twist it to my every whim. Doctor it up here and there. And as you saw above, I don’t follow recipes. I am a toss this, throw that kinda gal. But my meals are tasty and they are healthy.
YOU can do this too! I know you can! I hope you give it a try. If you are scared of the kitchen, let cooking a great meal be one of your goals. Once you do it, you won’t quit!
Love your kitchen and it will love you back.
Michelle
YOU CAN COOK! Meal #1
I can’t begin to tell you how it boggles my mind when I hear people tell me that they don’t know how to cook. I come from a family that prides itself on creativity in the kitchen. I married a man who is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America (that’s right folks, vsgpoppa is a certified chef and a damn good one at that), but beyond all of that, I am a mom who loves simplicity in meal making. I hate difficult meals and I really don’t follow recipes well. I’m a free spirit in the kitchen.
If you are one of the people who claim you can’t cook, don’t know how to cook, have never tried to cook.. I challenge you to join me in this! Two meals, one bird! If you don’t have a crock pot, you need one. Especially if you don’t have skills in the kitchen! The crock pot is your friend. You won’t kill a meal in a crock pot. I promise.
Today we’re going to tackle an oven roasted chicken and a lovely chicken quinoa soup for the next day.
Make a list for the market:
Purdue Oven Stuffer Roaster (the one with the pop up timer)
5 large sweet onions
1 bag of carrots
sliced baby portabella mushrooms (only if you like mushrooms)
garlic (if you’re not great in the kitchen & you don’t mind spending the extra money, you can buy your garlic already peeled make sure it is whole cloves)
frozen chopped spinach
1 bag of frozen veggies of your liking.
1 bag of quinoa (you’ll find it in the organic section, pre washed is always easier)
salt, pepper, dried thyme flakes (assuming you don’t have these in your pantry already)
Do you have a roasting pan? If not, get one of the disposable ones while at the market.
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Okay Meal #1 Pre heat your oven 350° F.
Take on large onion and slice it into at least 6 slices, and lay on the bottom of the roasting pan.
Take your bird to the sink and unwrap it. You reach inside the bird and remove the package of giblets out. Don’t toss them! Put them aside. Now rinse your bird with cool water, inside and out, pat dry with a paper towel. Place on top of your onions in the roasting pan. **WASH YOUR HANDS WELL!**
Salt and Pepper the bird. (I don’t grease up the outside of my bird. You can if you prefer.)
Place in oven and cook according to the weight/time on the back of your bird. About 20 minutes in, add some water to the bottom of your roasting pan and onions.
When your chicken timer pops, remove from the oven and let sit. Now nuke up your frozen veggies.
Slice the meat from your bird, and serve with your veggies. DO NOT THROW AWAY THE BONES (CARCASS) OF THE BIRD! YOU NEED THAT FOR MEAL #2
WHOLA… EASY meal #1. No special talent needed. (turn off your oven).
OH HEY! ALMOST FORGOT! KEEP YOUR LEFT OVER CHICKEN! CUT IT UP! PUT IN FRIDGE! YOU NEED THAT!
My main food groups
Time to fess up. My doctor is less than pleased with my eating habits. I’m sort of in a rut. While I enjoy food, especially creating it, the average daily routine is the same.
Dannon plain Greek Yogurt. 8oz is 120 calories and 22g of protein. THIS is my dream food. Easily digestible, yummy, high protein low calories. Hello, I live on this stuff!
SPLENDA: dear splenda, I love you. With out you my daily eating would be miserable. I love how you sweeten my yogurt, my coffee and my fruit.
If you’re thinking of yelling me all the ways splenda will kill me, save it. It has saved me! It’s even in my water via mio drops!
Fruit: I get in far more than the daily recommendations of fruit. Berries. Love them! Add them to my yogurt, with splenda, this is bliss!
Coffee: yes, please, all day long! I love my keurig. Even when it acts up. I’d be lost with out my perfect cup… Many times a day.

I’m the coffee/protein category is the shining star!!! CLICK! Yes! Please. Thank you! I love Click. It is a protein shake that is not a chore to choke down, but a pleasure to start your day off. Love my Click. I do, I do!
I’m struggling with this food rut. I didn’t like being told I needed to focus more on “real food”. I am to try to eat this “real food” more than once a day. The above mentioned things do not count. Why? Because my eating habits are disordered.
I went from one extreme to the next I suppose. Although, the foods I’m stuck on are nutrient rich, the fact that it is all I consume is a red flag.
“dense protein” is the goal. More than once a day. Yesterday I had edamame salad, today some almonds and a bit of tuna.
I’m not a fan of being told to change. But I keep this blog to document it all, regardless of how silly, lame or concerning things are. So… There’s that.
What do you do when you’re bored?
Boredom set in this afternoon. I was quite content with reading my book, until somebody told me to switch on the TV to hear the verdict from a certain murder trial. All contentment I had was quickly washed away with pissed-offedness.
So, I went to the kitchen and took survey of what was around. I saw ripe bananas
Mini Chocolate chips:
Sour cream:
Yellow cake mix:

some eggs, some milk, some pure vanilla extract and my kitchenaid mixer.
I swished it all together, slapped the mixture into some well greased and floured spring form pans, stuck them in the oven for 35 45 minutes and….. saved this to draft for the finished product.
It smells damn good, it is not bariatric friendly, I have no idea what I will top it with, but crisis averted, I got busy, distracted when stressed, didn’t eat anything to fill the crazy that was going on in my head…. and instead tried my hand at doctoring up a box mix with some need to use stuff I had laying around.
My children will thank me… maybe? I’ll let you know if this fails after dinner.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
Moments after hitting publish on this, one of my children stuck fingers into the cake, a nibble here, a nibble there… the entire top of one pan missing. THIS is something my mother threw a pie at my brother for doing when I was a kid! Just sayin’
Anyway… the cake, apparently tasted pretty good. So, I sliced a sliver off the top and had the husband taste it. He approved. It didn’t suck, so I took a taste and HOLY CRAPOLY! My mad woman in the kitchen creation did not suck! Nope, its really awesome.
So, 1 box yellow cake mix
1 box instant pudding French Vanilla
3 ripe bananas mashed
1/2 cup milk
3 eggs
16 oz sour cream
1 package mini chocolate chips (semi-sweet)
1tsp vanilla extract
mix it all together, toss into greased and floured 9″ spring pans, bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and whola…. you figure out how to top it off. I still have no idea


















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